1. You are on a first name basis with your plumber's wife. This is due to the fact that you have put their children through college on all his trips to remove hair clogs from your bathtub drain.
2. He refuses to eat dinner with your grandmother's silver. Instead, he opts to use plastic sporks he gets from Taco Bell.
3. Coincidentally, there is always a full moon on his "poker nights".
4. When you eat at KFC and the counter attendant asks if you want original or extra crispy, he always asks for raw.
5. You get embarrassed during church services when he begins howling "Amazing Grace".
6. Everytime The Shaggy D.A. is on TV, he is glued to the set.
7. Your neighbor, the chicken farmer, keeps complaining about disappearing chickens. Coincidentally, you keep finding buckshot in the laundry hamper.
8. He has the same "costume" every Halloween.
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