Showing posts with label cavemen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cavemen. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Day After


I don't know about anyone else, but I am NOT participating in "Bring Your Caveman to Work" again next year. He started fires with my pencils, drank my liquid paper and then threw up in my bottom desk drawer. I had two words at 6:00 AM this morning: SICK DAY!
It will all blow over by tomorrow. My Caveman will have forgotten how to find my workplace by then.

By the way, you can completely forget about my participation in "Bring Your Viking to Church" this Sunday.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Thog No Werk Heer


Monday is Bring Your Caveman to Work Day!

Here are a few simple rules to help your day go smoothly.

*Take some air freshener along for the carpool ride to and from work. Please be discreet, Thog have feelings, too.

*Remember to put your Caveman's lunch into the refrigerator immediately. Raw meat spoils quickly in even the most air-conditioned of offices.

*It's best to make sure clubs are left at home. You don't need a sexual harassment suit pending because your Caveman drug Sally from personnel into your cubicle.

*Try to keep your Caveman away from the copy machine. All it takes is one photocopy of a hand to set your Caveman back a million years.

*If your Caveman gets bored, let him string paper clips together. He'll think he's helping and you'll be able to finish your report. It has something to do with the missing link theory.

*Bring your own bottled water so you can avoid the water cooler. The normal talk around it about what happened on "Heroes" will be replaced by a non-stop conversation of "Ugh"s.

*It's okay to ask your Caveman for advice. Remember, he discovered the wheel.