*Watermelon, watermelon flavored anything, anything that smells like watermelon. I’m even iffy on watermelon farmers.
*Stale bread: I’d never make it in debtor’s prison.
*PE teachers: They all have the evil gene just as Hitler did before them. Imagine Hitler’s PE teacher.
*The word chipotle: How the heck do you pronounce, what the heck is it AND who the heck discovered it?? Was it Jerry Chipoltle?
*Hot soda: I do, however, like cold coffee. I don’t get me, either.
* Icy roads: Who does like them? No one I know, except Ice Road Truckers on the History channel.
*Mondays: I’m totally turning into Garfield.
*Shopping alone: What if I can’t decide which color of Post-it notes to buy? I need some confirmation here!
* Blue juice: I can’t bear the thought of drinking it. It looks like windshield wiper fluid.
*When people say, "You look nice today." Maybe I'm overthinking it, but what does that say about how I looked yesterday or last Thursday?
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