Sad news to report, sports fans. The 'Hang in There Kitty' couldn't hang in there any longer. She will be buried in a shoebox 'neath the old willow tree. Graveside services will be conducted at a later date. Sock Monkey has stepped up to volunteer as the new face of perserverance. After a preliminary photo shoot this weekend, Sock Monkey was asked for a quote about his new role as the tenacity ambassador. He said, "Hang in there!" Truer words have never been spoken, SM.
The rumor mill had Sock Monkey updating his slogan to two possibles: "Keep it real" or "Don't wig out". However, he has decided, in memory of the Kitty, to conserve her famous quote. Look for updated posters to appear in office cubicles and school counseling offices across America. Hang in there, indeed!
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