Friday, September 7, 2007

Things I Kind of Love


*Frosting: Nature's perfect topping.

*Germ-X: It's the reason I'm still alive today. I should have died of boogermonia years ago.

*Seeing a movie for the first time: It's especially great if someone hasn't ruined the ending. Someone told me how the Sixth Sense ended before I saw it. After I saw it, I realized seeing it was totally pointless after you knew how it ended. Spoiler Alert: The Willis is a ghost!

*Monkeys: I would love to have a monkey son. I need someone/thing to hang my hopes and dreams on. Someone/thing to carry on my legacy. Besides, who else is going to get my rubber stamp collection when I pass on.

*Sleeping late: I've been thinking about getting a job where I can stay up late and sleep late. I figure the only two options are working in a school for nocturnal children or becoming a vampire.

*The smell of bbq: If you could only bottle that smell...Darn you KC Masterpiece! Darn you all to heck for beating me to the punch!

*Sharpies: I write with Sharpies like most people write with ink pens. I love writing out loud. I'm all about writing out loud. NOW HEAR THIS WORLD, I NEED TO CALL MY ACCOUNTANT BEFORE 3:00!!

*Drinking Straws: Aren't they awesome? Instead of having to pick up my glass, I can just bend my head over. It cuts my drinking time in half.

*Candy: As a kid, candy was as free flowing as lip gloss in a middle school. We had it all the time. Holidays were awash with it. I had so much that I had to eat it fast before it turned sticky, white or my brother found it. As an adult, I can appreciate candy. I actually taste it, now. Did you know there are peanuts in a Payday?

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