10. Your cell phone goes off and the ring tone is not: A.) Dixieland B.) Black Betty C.) Sweet Home Alabama
9. As you pass through the elbow to elbow crowd, you say, "So, who is this Dale Earnhardt I've heard so much about?"
8. You pass through the metal detectors and you are clean. You realize too late that you left your pig sticker at home.
7. At the concession stand you ask, "What the heck is pulled pork?"
6. You are not carrying anything in a Wal-Mart bag.
5. Every time a car wrecks, you fall to your kness, pounding the concrete and screaming, "WHY!? WHY?! Take me instead!"
4. Your Pepsi, Havoline, Kellog's Tide Winnebago wasn't handling too good when it clipped 3 spectators and a barbecue grill.
3. When the speakers get quiet for the national anthem, your voice is heard a little too loudly as you finish your conversation with your seat mate, "So, I told him, no thanks. I don't have any use for front row seats at a Hank Williams, Jr. concert."
2. You accidentally let it slip that you would have voted for Lincoln.
1. You are not showing enough cleavage.
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