Sock Monkey Sings.....

Sock Monkey writes the songs that make the whole world think.
…. Berry Cantaloupe

In this long awaited collection, Sock Monkey brings back the songs of our childhood. Revising the traditional lyrics for a hipper audience, Sock Money ensures that each song will be remembered for a long time to come. Each track has been re-mixed for a bluesy sound that your kids will be humming around the milk cooler for days.

Sock Monkey Sings…contains the following songs:

Mary had a little scam
Little scam
Little scam
Mary had a little scam
She fleeced the elderly

Twinkle twinkle little bar
How I wonder where you are
I’m so drunk I can’t recall
That you are out by the mall
Twinkle twinkle little bar
I’m lost driving in my car

The farmer in the cell
The farmer in the cell
He stole another stereo
The farmer in the cell

The deals on the bus go down, down, down
down, down, down
down, down, down
The deals on the bus go down, down, down
All over town

Froggie went to court for DUI Uh-huh
Froggie went to court for DUI Uh-huh
Froggie went to court for DUI Uh-huh
Attorney and bail bondsman by his side Uh-huh

*Sock Monkey does not condone stealing, drinking or scamming the elderly. This is merely his political commentary on society. Peace out, Monkey fans.