If you answer yes to any of these questions, please do not procreate...
1. Are you planning to name your unborn child after liquor (i.e., Takeela, Jack Daniel, Bud...)?
2. Does the spelling of your unborn child's name require asteriks, question marks, or the pound sign?
3. Do you plan to take your child to McDonalds at 3 AM because he kicked and screamed for french fries until the neighbors called the cops?
4. Do you plan to allow your child to pack his own lunch that consists of a thermos of Vodka and lottery tickets?
5. Do you plan to allow your child, not only to watch horror movies, but to walk into the movie rental store and rent them for you while you sit in your primer laden car listening to a Styxx cassette tape?
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