This is for anyone who has ever been asked out by someone you are not interested in. These are some positive answers to, "How's about you and me see a movie?" By positive answers I mean, that person won't get his/her feelings hurt and will never trouble you again:
Want to go grab something to eat this Friday?
1. Sure. I think you would make an excellent first husband (wife).
2. Oh, goody! My therapist will be so happy to see that I'm moving on.
3. Wow! You sure are brave, I'll give you that much.
4. Yes, I would. The commune needs a good worker like you. I can't wait to introduce you to Father Moonbeam.
5. You bet. Now, can you spell your name for me. I'll need it for the tattoo artist.
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