Reasons why I fear what the future may hold......
1. The Pussycat Dolls song “Don’t Cha” will be playing on the muzack in elevators.
2. Doubleknit has to come back sometime.
3. Die Hard 18: This time he really dies.
4. Apple will get involved in the medical industry by unveiling the ipacemaker. It keeps your heart rhythm going with a built in mp3 player.
5. The Jetsons are upon us. General Mills Cereal Pills. No longer will children know the feeling of a sugar rush from eating too many bowls of breakfast cereal.
6. Education will finally go too far by watering down the curriculum with the Little Golden Book of Algebra.
7. Whole generations will miss out on the comedy stylings of Martin Short.
8. Bananas will become a luxury only the rich can afford, when the Council of Apes enacts the banana tax.
9. People will be tired of reality TV and made for TV movies will come back with a vengeance. Tim Matheson, Valerie Bertinelli, and Bruce Boxleitner’s great grandchildren will keep the family tradition alive on the Lifetime network.
10. Two words: President Timberlake
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