Have you ever noticed that at the end of movies the credits always contain people you didn’t really notice in the movie? They were people who didn’t need to be identified by a name, but instead were given some description ex: Man in Subway or Woman with Dog.
If I ever get that movie made about my life, like Braveheart did, I was thinking about some of the minor characters I have come across in life and what their title description would be at the end of my movie. Here are a few. These are all real people and there is a story about each one, if anyone is interested. I made up the names at the end because, honestly, what difference does it make?
Gas Station Hippie…….Berkeley Chevron
Biker With Spider Eye Tattoo……Harvey Davidson
Man Who Asks Randi to Go With Him on His Tour Bus……Ralph Kramdun
Neighbor Who Stole Chainsaw……Billy Don Sourwood
Married Man Who Kissed On Church Steps……Jake Deacon
Woman Who Sold Moldy Birthday Cake……Betty Cricket
Wiccaan Who Cheated With Randi's Boyfriend….Margaret Hamilton
Student Who Offered Randi Used Lottery Ticket…Jimmy Cash
Trick or Treaters Who Came As Themselves….Suzie Kramdun
…..Juan Kramdun
….Jeff Kramdun
……Benito Kramdun
Junior High Boy Peeing on Gym Wall…..Billy Ocean
Kindergartner Who Gave Finger……Lucky Hanson
Female Friend Who Quit Shaving Legs……Luna Harrison
Friend Whose father Owned Chop Shop…… Anita Ford
Boy Who Stole Cherries From Fruit Cocktail…..Bugs Meanie
Angry Waitress Who Served Raw Chicken….Sally Manilla
Choir Teacher Hit in Head By Volleyball……Darnell Bach
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