What is the durn deal with the new vitamin and mineral besplashed soda? (I like putting be in front of words). In the spring, I went to get a pop from the machine at work and they had this new brightly colored diet soda with vitamins. I am usually the first one on the bandwagon to try new pop, however, I have to say, this one kind of turned my stomach. Just thinking about adding things to pop (unless it’s vanilla, caramel crème or cherry) is unnatural. I don’t drink pop for my health, people. If I did, I would be drinking Dr. Pepper! When they start trying to make our junk food healthy, I get scared. I mean what’s next, Cough Syrup Slushies? Pain Relief Popsicles? Management of Osteoporosis Orange-ade?
*Warning: Drinking any of these products may result in joint pain, backaches, headaches, tummy aches, bloating, chest pain, bleeding from the eye, liver disease, malaise, unconsciousness, urge to gamble, heart attack, shortness of breath, dizziness, clouded contact lenses, loss of limbs, underage drinking, dryness of mouth, unexpected slobbering, weight loss, weight gain, mass murders, sore throat, skin rash, IRS audits, and general disgust. If symptoms occur, please tell teenager at the fast food counter what other injected medicines you have had in your drinks.
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