One weekend only (only) at the local Civic Center (Center) Sock Monkey (Monkey) is having a yard sale (sale). Everything must go (go). If you miss this opportunity (tunity), you better be dead (dead) or you'll wish you were (were)!
Items for sale:
A dozen Faberge eggs.
A working Ferris Wheel.
A Pocket Fisherman.
An 8-track of Mac Davis' Greatest Hits.
A deck of Sea Monkey playing cards.
A set of Laverne and Shirley drinking glasses minus Squiggy.
"Best" half of best friend necklace.
Box of "Happy Bar mitzvah Marty" balloons.
5 gallons of Harvest Gold latex paint.
A gently used pair of plastic vampire teeth.
A 6 inch cubic zirconium "S" initial necklace.
A Gutenberg Bible.
A weight bench (never used).
A ream of "From the Desk of Sock Monkey" stationary.
An authentic "Woodstock" t-shirt.
An authentic "Snoopy" t-shirt.
An assortment of Tupperware lids.
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