Sock Monkey would like to take this opportunity to throw his chin-strap hat into the ring and announce his candidacy for presidency of the United States of America.
Biography:
Sock Monkey was born to immigrant parents in New York City. His father worked for peanuts alongside an organ grinder while his mother was a homemaker. Growing up in the projects with several brothers and sisters, Sock Monkey still found time to educate himself by reading borrowed books by firelight.
As an adult, Sock Monkey clawed his way out of the urban jungle and began a career as the front man for the rock n roll group, The Great Apes. After limited success, he worked in the corporate world as the CEO of a monkey business.
Sock Monkey sees the need for continued leadership as America walks into the new frontier. He feels that with his past struggles and swinging lifestyle, he understands what America needs.
SOCK MONKEY FOR PRESIDENT 2008
Stop by campaign headquarters, The Frozen Banana, and get a free tropical smoothie with every promised vote.
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