1.) Mothers: Aw, hearken back to those early mornings when mom pulled your steaming hot strawberry pop tart out of the toaster, burned her finger and then turned the air blue with her swearing. Your last sight as you got on the school bus was mom's tattooed arm waving goodbye as she lights a new GPC cigarette from her old one.
2.) Pasty People: Nothing looks more gross in flourescent lighting than a bright green tatt on a cavefish.
3.) Indecisive People: If you are not absolutely 100 percent without a doubt positive that that is the person you are going to be buried next to, don't have their name written in ink on your arm.
4.) People Who Can't Afford Them: These are the people who try to make their own (A.K.A. prison tattoos). Newsflash, you can tell they are homemade. If the poor art work and the misspelled words didn't give it away, the time spent in the hospital for infection did.
5.) People Who Wrinkle: I haven't seen a lot of really old people with tattoos. Then again, I haven't been to Hell. I imagine it would be something like that.
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